I guess by now we all know that Old Spice will make you smell like a man. But could there be a way to boldly go where no man has gone before in terms of scent? Well my friends there is a way. If Old Spice is just too manly and you’re still tired of the lady scented body washes, colognes and eau de toilettes, there is a product that is sure to get you fragrant smell that is sure to catch everybody’s attention (in a good way). So ladies and gentlemen, “Set your Phasers to Stunning” and choose Shirtless Kirk.

Picture courtesy of Entertainment Earth.

I kid you not, there seems to be a true Shirtless Kirk product out there. Now I have never smelled this before but I would imagine there are plenty of Trekkie dudes who smell like, well “shirtless Kirk”. I can just imagine an Old Spice Spoof with a Trekkie in a Star Trek uniform quoting the words of Isaiah Mustafa promoting Shirtless Kirk! I’m the man your man could smell like!

Of course if you’re a bit more inconspicuous and prefer a “milder” scent and to quote my good friend “a little less on the nose, if you will.” you can opt for Tiberius!

Shout out to Matti for the pic. So these products do exist and after getting a bottle of Tiberius you can finally smell like Captain James T. Kirk. Live long and prosper everyone! Peace…

Oh and don’t forget to pre-order the Naked & Famous x Momotaro Jeans Collaboration jeans!