This is for all of you iPhoners and WoWers and everyone else who thinks menial to-do lists on post-its will become the death of you. Fret not and do the slaying yourself with the EpicWin iPhone application combining said lists with streamlined RPGs. Complete your real world tasks, like getting drilled at the dentist, for (hopefully) sufficient amounts of XP for your horrendously blood-filled quests. Then level up, enjoy your loot and what is best in life:

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of their women.

- Conan the Barbarian

Also see the official trailer/intro for EpicWin below.