First things first. All the Chilean miners were rescued.

*pause for general applause*

There was an image of the tube’s radius in Helsingin Sanomat, a local nespaper, and to call the capsule claustrophobic is to pay it the highest compliment. Even though the news are everywhere, and the lads themselves will become legends in their own right (and magnets for some hoddamn lady action!), we should still appreciate their tenacity for keeping their cool and staying united.

But did you know there was a 34th miner…

What about Conan then?! Hang on to your knickers. His new show starts soon and the countdown is still on at TBS. All of his spots (adverts, not pimples, mind you) have been good so far. This time though, Conan takes a step closer to becoming the testosterone-packed barbarian that he was not named after.The result is epic.

Lights! Camera! Conan!