Men lie, women lie, even children lie but few things don’t. That’s right, money and fast. I knew the money part already but apparently fast don’t lie either. At least that’s what NBA star Dwight Howard and “Slim Chin” (played by Ken Jeong) claim. Their musical display sunk in so much gold it would make fort Liberace not to mention Gold Member look like street dwellers.

To quote Adidas Basketball, “it’s a musical journey into the world of fast, that tugs at the heartstrings while juking you out of your seat. Featuring Slim Chin, Derrick Rose, Dwight Howard, the adiZero™ Rose, the Beast, one cheetah and a solid gold jet ski.” Oh yeah, this spot by Adidas goes straight to the top on the level of coolness and randomness. Plenty of money flying too like on a Gucci Mane video. Fast Don’t Lie… Fast Don’t Lie…