There’s a myriad of reasons to unfriend people on Facebook. The most obvious one being that they’re not really your friends. Then come the ones you’ve hooked up with and never want to hear from again (a little tip: don’t friend them on Facebook); the ones whose supposedly brilliant lives clog your news feed and fill you with more or less pity for their cry for attention; the unwanted relatives, colleagues and managers; the list goes on.

If you’re unwilling to let the axe drop, this nifty little chart helps you decide who to keep and who to ditch.

Or then go on Facebook when you’re outrageously drunk and see them unfriend you.

Thanks to Cool Material and Mike Newman for sharing.